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Sometimes laughter turn you upside down but as long as your balance, you are still grounded.

YOU GOT JOKES?

I do not carry a cell phone. I am not ‘’phony’’.

Private investigator to gay client “I will get to the bottom of this you have my word”

A homophobic guy crash recently. He refuse to back up.

Since Covid-19 and masks, all lives matter because now we can’t breathe including the po-lice.

Bank robber to self – “I wander what mask should I wear today N-95, cloth or ski”.

Nature to humanity since COVID – “Now I can breathe”

Vaxx Ghost to Anti-vaxx ghost – “Don’t come near me I don’t want to die again”

A cheating wife dismembered her husband. She was afraid that any evidence he had against her could stand up in court.

MASKED

ARE YOU LAUGHING, I CAN’T SEE YOUR FACE

ARE YOU ROBBING ME OR GREETING ME, I CAN’T SEE YOUR FACE

BEFORE THE MASK I COULDN’T SEE YOUR REAL FACE

COVID-19, SOCIAL DISTANCING. NOW YOUR MASK IS YOUR PERMANENT UNREAL FACE.

POLICE JUST KILL A WOULD BE ROBBER, ACCIDENT, DON’T KNOW THEY COULDN’T SEE HIS FACE.

OH THERE IS MY FRIEND, SORRY WRONG PERSON, I COULD NOT SEE HIS FACE

COVID-19 HAS MADE US FACELESS. WE WILL NOT ‘FACE UP’ TO THIS FOR A WHILE.

SYL-LAF-ABLE

ALCOHOL: All-Cow-Haul – a stolen herd of cows

AWAKE: a-wake – vigil for the dead

BILL: Be-ill – sick

BLESS: be-less – not ambitious, underperforming

BOYCOTT: boy-cot – a bed for a small male

CENSORSHIP: sen-sour-ship - a ship that has not been clean for a long time.

CONFORM: con-form – a trickster who shapeshifts a lot.

CONFUSE: con-fuse – explosive device use by a trickster

CONTORT: con-tort – law used by a trickster

ENJOY end-joy – any person, place or thing that lowers your vibration.

FUTILE: few-tile - a small number of slabs for building

JUSTICE: just-ice – solid liquid that melts quickly

MASTURBATE Mas-ter-bait – main food use to catch fish

PANDEMIC – pan-de-mic – small container use to limit free speech

POLICE: po-lies – agents of the state that implement the deception, false flag events and statistical manipulation

POLITICIAN: po-lie-ti-cian – one skilled in the art of deception, false flag events and statistically manipulation

PUMPKIN: pump-kin – to give preferential treatment to family members

SEMEN: sea-men – men who spend a lot of time on the sea

TELEVISION: tell-lie-vi-sion – anything that puts in you a daze and unaware for hours in an imaginary world

WEEKEND: week-end – any pen-is unable to stand up

WINDOW: win-dough – awarded with cash for gambling

YELLOW: Yel-low - to shout softly

VACCINE: Vac- seen – any sighting of a cow

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